I would like to take this opportunity to make a post in honor of roofers. Right this moment, there are two men on the roof above my office, making a ruckus that sounds like Sasquatch doing the jitterbug. They are here in response to my appeals to the landlord (which finally seem to have been taken seriously) that something be done, as each day this week the spots on my ceiling tiles have become larger and darker.
And so, here's to roofers, who traverse icy roofs in 20 degree weather to discover the source of a leak and bring patches and justice to all. Roofers, I salute you.