Thursday, January 19, 2006

Oh, the things they'll patent.

What's that eerie green glow coming from the toilet? Is it nuclear run-off? No, it's the Johnny-Light!

Okay, this is just so absurd I had to share it. Of the below, it's hard to determine which I found the most shocking and/or amusing:
a) that enough marital disputes occur due to nighttime toilet ettiquette to warrant this device and the selling point "Cheaper than a marriage counselor!" (married friends, leave a comment and chime in on this one!)
b) that every year 49,000 Americans are injured in toilet-related accidents
c) the explanation: "For men, green means go. For women, green means watch out below!"
d) that the website plays an instrumental "This Little Light of Mine"
e) that it's billed as a great gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, Bachelor Parties, and Bridal Showers

Yes, folks, the Johnny-Light: "Lighting the Way to Family Harmony"!

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